lekin tumhari takalif ko kaise sahan karoonga?Gul- yahi soch kar ki Gul khud aapani gaand chudavana chahti hai!Main- tum….. XXX Hindi Gul- tum pehle normal ho jao!Main- main to normal hoon lekin aap abnormal ho gaye ho! vo chikhi-chillayi! abhi laati hoon! lekin, ab ye akhirat hai ki aap aainda ye baat nahi karenge kyon ki main aapko chhod kar nahi jaane wali!Doston, ye baat kahate-kahate vo rone lagi! lekin maine dhyan nahi diya!Gul- kitana bacha jaan?Main- lagabhag ek inch!Gul- to use kyun chhoda? ye sunate hi wo meri god se utar kar niche khadi ho gayi!Gul- mujhe pata hai aur yakin bhi hai ki aap mohabbaat ka ‘m’ bhi nahi jaanate!Main- han! kyon Gul meri jindagi mein dal di bhagavan? choomne lagi idhar se udhar, chehre ka koi hissa nahi chhoda!Main- kya hua itani wild toh kabhi nahi huin tum?Gul- aaj aapne dohari khushi di hai isliye jaaneman!Main- dohari khushi! main cream lekar aati hoon! main ‘m’ shayad nahi jaanta lekin mohabbat ko tumse jyada jaanta hoon!Gul- han vo to jaanenge hi akhir kar philosopher jo thehre! yahi to jannat hai ki aapase chud rahi hoon!Lagbhag bis-pachchis minut Gul ki gaand chudayi chali kabhi main dhakke marata kabhi vo apni gaand jhatakti!Main- Gul mein aa raha hoon palat jao!Gul- nahi jaan munh mein aur chut mein toh maine aap ko mehsoos kiya hai
